game · Steam #1184470
ASTROPUPPA
Dec 6, 2019 · Dev.Id Games

About the game
A closer look.
*** IF YOU OWN THIS GAME, YOU ARE RICH! *** (or you are a friend of the developer) Destroy all asteroids and your self esteem! ASTROPUPPA will challenge you in a colourful (black and white) 3D (not true, it's 2D) battle (most of the time) against rocks a lot of stupid space things and creatures! Your aim is to reach the perfect run with 8888 points. If you don't manage to do it, it means you are a noob. So, please, if you fail, don't tell that the game is too hard or whatever. It's because YOU-ARE-A-NOOOOB. Game features: - Fourteen (13) levels with a lot of unpredictable things; - Audio FX produced by mouth; - hand-drawn (not exactly) Asteroids-like graphics; - enhanced instructions to become an ASTROPUPPA Jedi; - many many white pixels and an incredible number of black pixels; - hard gameplay mechanics to test how much time you can resist without getting angry and destroying the keyboard; - hypocritical elements completely unuseful for people without a human sensibility; - press keys randomly and maybe something will happen. TIP1: PAUSE KILLS! TIP2: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! And last but not least, if you are a NOOB and you are not able to win at this game, don't put a bad review. PUPPA again. The game costs less than *** $ 200 *** , not so much for you (and you are a rich guy), it is not long as the bible, so you can find the 20-30 minutes to play it, everyday. For 20-30 years at least! So, if you put a bad review, it means you surrended and that you are a NOOB! PUPPA!!!
Player activity
Player history.
Loading sampled player observations…
Summer DB community
Your experience belongs here.
One rating per account. Edit or remove yours at any time. Summer’s own games follow the same rules.
Checking your Summer account…



