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Game features:   - Fourteen (13) levels with a lot of unpredictable things;  - Audio FX produced by mouth;  - hand-drawn (not exactly) Asteroids-like graphics;  - enhanced instructions to become an ASTROPUPPA Jedi;  - many many white pixels and an incredible number of black pixels;  - hard gameplay mechanics to test how much time you can resist without getting angry and destroying the keyboard;  - hypocritical elements completely unuseful for people without a human sensibility;  - press keys randomly and maybe something will happen.    TIP1: PAUSE KILLS!  TIP2: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!    And last but not least, if you are a NOOB and you are not able to win at this game, don't put a bad review. PUPPA again. The game costs  less than   *** $ 200 *** , not so much for you (and you are a rich guy), it is not long as the bible, so you can find the 20-30 minutes to play it, everyday. For 20-30 years at least!    So, if you put a bad review, it means you surrended and that you are a NOOB!     PUPPA!!!","shortDescription":"Destroy all asteroids and your self esteem! 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