# Do Not Buy This Game

Summer DB entity ID: edd6d1c8\-c0bb\-4502\-bfb0\-bfa40d35fc69

Steam App ID: 1158190

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## Game information

- Type: game

- Developer: Kingblade Games

- Publisher: Kingblade Games

- Release date: 2027

- Coming soon: true

- Free to play: false

- Parent Steam app: Not collected

- Genres: Adventure, Casual, Indie

- Categories: Single\-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Adjustable Text Size, Camera Comfort, Color Alternatives, Custom Volume Controls, Mouse Only Option, Playable without Timed Input, DualShock Controller Support, DualShock Controller Support, DualSense Controller Support, DualSense Controller Support, Steam Input API Support, Stereo Sound, Subtitle Options, Family Sharing

- Platforms: windows

- Website: Not collected

- Screenshots: https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/1158190/df148065d87bd1cfef3723edfc85ead59044f6fb/ss\_df148065d87bd1cfef3723edfc85ead59044f6fb\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1784818153, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/1158190/0f3098f415120e9d3002109af8bdc943d2b7276b/ss\_0f3098f415120e9d3002109af8bdc943d2b7276b\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1784818153, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/1158190/b846946f3e892edbcd7f1148487a31e2029a2e10/ss\_b846946f3e892edbcd7f1148487a31e2029a2e10\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1784818153, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/1158190/79bbdf087eac24c4b51b421030aeb8e0fa6b5a58/ss\_79bbdf087eac24c4b51b421030aeb8e0fa6b5a58\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1784818153, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/1158190/5c2a0941c077f85dd0d4029e92b24015b900eea0/ss\_5c2a0941c077f85dd0d4029e92b24015b900eea0\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1784818153

- Price: Not collected

- Price country: Not collected

## Observed metrics

- Current players: Not collected

- Steam review count: 0

- Steam positive reviews: 0

- Steam negative reviews: 0

- Steam positive percentage: Not collected

- Summer DB rating: No native votes

Review filters: \{"language":"all","review\_type":"all","purchase\_type":"all","filter\_offtopic\_activity":0\}

## Player history

[Seven-day chart data as Markdown](/api/v1/entities/edd6d1c8-c0bb-4502-bfb0-bfa40d35fc69/player-metrics?days=7&format=markdown) · [JSON](/api/v1/entities/edd6d1c8-c0bb-4502-bfb0-bfa40d35fc69/player-metrics?days=7)

Chart values are hourly observed maxima. The sampled 24-hour peak and missing intervals carry explicit coverage; history before collection is unknown.

## Sources and freshness

- Catalog membership: store\_catalog

- Catalog observed: 2026\-09\-24T19:57:04\.362365\+00:00

- Details observed: 2026\-09\-24T12:35:52\.217783\+00:00

- Player count observed: Not collected

- Reviews observed: 2026\-09\-24T12:35:53\.303858\+00:00

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Steam reviews are not Summer DB votes. Missing data is not zero. Player counts are observations, not historical peaks. A supplemental record does not establish that a game was delisted.

[Steam store](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1158190/) · [JSON](/api/v1/games/edd6d1c8-c0bb-4502-bfb0-bfa40d35fc69)