# Happy Birthday, Bernard

Summer DB entity ID: 7f9b0555\-27ea\-4d60\-a4e5\-5c408baf0e13

Steam App ID: 552330

Go play my game on itch for free\. I don't want it on Steam anymore\.  "Visit the website" link will take you there\.  I would have just removed it, but apparently you can't do that without overlord Valve's consent\. They make you answer a bunch of questions so they can decide if you are worthy of not continuing to make them money\.  Get your games on itch\.io\. It's full of interesting indie games with interesting concepts, many of which you can download for free\. It is better than Steam in just about every way conceivable\.  Happy gaming, friends\! X   P\.S\. You actually shouldn't be able to buy this game here because I haven't bothered updating my tax information in forever\. I've tested and it is still purchasable, so if I'm not getting that money \- where do you think it's going?

## Game information

- Type: game

- Developer: Olly Whillans

- Publisher: Olly Whillans

- Release date: Dec 13, 2016

- Coming soon: false

- Free to play: false

- Parent Steam app: Not collected

- Genres: Indie

- Categories: Single\-player, Steam Achievements, Partial Controller Support, Family Sharing

- Platforms: windows

- Website: Not collected

- Screenshots: https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/552330/ss\_12dec3904f68612cb5e22d57bcb2ec19a3fd2a10\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1745217615, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/552330/ss\_ae2fedc94a440eff707ab4a5ab38f29f1acb55a4\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1745217615, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/552330/ss\_9a5059f8f6665bbb7b3f21684553e46961975ebb\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1745217615, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/552330/ss\_45501c2f621dc4fe05ddb93f2cfaa0d661ebabf4\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1745217615, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/552330/ss\_95348387b4e0f89faf88a293b8b2270176fb1c00\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1745217615, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/552330/ss\_ef36f73155e3986ed94a4faa207336a3ebce150e\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1745217615, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/552330/ss\_54a54db2737990b66ee671026b73b1dd510a0d94\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1745217615

- Price: 499 minor units USD; discount 0%

- Price country: US

## Observed metrics

- Current players: 0

- Steam review count: 6

- Steam positive reviews: 5

- Steam negative reviews: 1

- Steam positive percentage: 83.33333333333333%

- Summer DB rating: No native votes

Review filters: \{"language":"all","review\_type":"all","purchase\_type":"all","filter\_offtopic\_activity":0\}

## Player history

[Seven-day chart data as Markdown](/api/v1/entities/7f9b0555-27ea-4d60-a4e5-5c408baf0e13/player-metrics?days=7&format=markdown) · [JSON](/api/v1/entities/7f9b0555-27ea-4d60-a4e5-5c408baf0e13/player-metrics?days=7)

Chart values are hourly observed maxima. The sampled 24-hour peak and missing intervals carry explicit coverage; history before collection is unknown.

## Sources and freshness

- Catalog membership: store\_catalog

- Catalog observed: 2026\-09\-24T19:57:04\.362365\+00:00

- Details observed: 2026\-09\-22T16:30:46\.727385\+00:00

- Player count observed: 2026\-09\-22T16:30:48\.464969\+00:00

- Reviews observed: 2026\-09\-22T16:30:47\.731121\+00:00

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Steam reviews are not Summer DB votes. Missing data is not zero. Player counts are observations, not historical peaks. A supplemental record does not establish that a game was delisted.

[Steam store](https://store.steampowered.com/app/552330/) · [JSON](/api/v1/games/7f9b0555-27ea-4d60-a4e5-5c408baf0e13)