# Life Lessons

Summer DB entity ID: 5595e250\-d540\-4e6e\-8675\-9ba88d00f9c1

Steam App ID: 799590

About Life Lessons is a difficult, humorous 2d platformer\. The game centers around a fetus being taught about life by an overly\-literal AI\. Each level is a new "lesson" that the player is required to figure out in order to advance\.    Examples: "Every dog has his day", "A picture is worth a thousand words", "An apple a day keeps the doctor away", etc\. With each lesson, you're required to emulate what the lesson means, using whatever objects are available to you\. Some levels require twitch reflexes and patience, while others don't require much of anything\. Easy difficulty is recommended if you're easily frustrated\.   The game also features a unique soundtrack, which is available to download for free\. Features:    30 \(?\) challenging levels, each modeled after a different "lesson"    3 different difficulty modes    A catchy, ear\-tingling\-ly good soundtrack    Bleeding edge fetus physics    Aggressively mediocre pixel art    S͞ecr͡e̡t҉͟͜ ̡end̛i҉̨n͢g͠    Hardcore mode for maximum punishment

## Game information

- Type: game

- Developer: Ben Busby

- Publisher: Ben Busby

- Release date: May 10, 2018

- Coming soon: false

- Free to play: false

- Parent Steam app: Not collected

- Genres: Action, Indie

- Categories: Single\-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Family Sharing

- Platforms: windows, mac

- Website: Not collected

- Screenshots: https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/799590/ss\_11498c2e0be7ff20c4bba71dc46c6435d9f00e08\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1537290225, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/799590/ss\_fbfdf4d74a8ce9167141aba066ea51c9a298bab9\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1537290225, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/799590/ss\_bf23187deaecc535bc15c42a1198b2a78fc55627\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1537290225, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/799590/ss\_fe3362d2d7bc4169e310496f74ffc73eb3b6ee4e\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1537290225, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/799590/ss\_3b1d8d011da9359f0cd260e47e6c390e6bfc0571\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1537290225

- Price: 99 minor units USD; discount 0%

- Price country: US

## Observed metrics

- Current players: 0

- Steam review count: 5

- Steam positive reviews: 5

- Steam negative reviews: 0

- Steam positive percentage: 100%

- Summer DB rating: No native votes

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## Player history

[Seven-day chart data as Markdown](/api/v1/entities/5595e250-d540-4e6e-8675-9ba88d00f9c1/player-metrics?days=7&format=markdown) · [JSON](/api/v1/entities/5595e250-d540-4e6e-8675-9ba88d00f9c1/player-metrics?days=7)

Chart values are hourly observed maxima. The sampled 24-hour peak and missing intervals carry explicit coverage; history before collection is unknown.

## Sources and freshness

- Catalog membership: store\_catalog

- Catalog observed: 2026\-09\-28T16:58:32\.455488\+00:00

- Details observed: 2026\-09\-23T09:24:03\.078704\+00:00

- Player count observed: 2026\-09\-23T09:24:04\.404725\+00:00

- Reviews observed: 2026\-09\-23T09:24:04\.076393\+00:00

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Steam reviews are not Summer DB votes. Missing data is not zero. Player counts are observations, not historical peaks. A supplemental record does not establish that a game was delisted.

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