# No Pineapple Left Behind Summer DB entity ID: 3a761ede\-2b6b\-42f6\-9616\-58ccd656f7a2 Steam App ID: 350090 In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children\. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings\. That's a problem, because if they get don't pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money\. However, you can turn children into pineapples\. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades\. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper\. Features: Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game Nine schools, each with unique challenges Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples Maintain a small staff of top\-tier teachers or a large group of burned\-out, underpaid teachers Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether ## Game information - Type: game - Developer: Subaltern Games - Publisher: Subaltern Games - Release date: Feb 18, 2016 - Coming soon: false - Free to play: false - Parent Steam app: Not collected - Genres: Indie, Simulation, Strategy - Categories: Single\-player, Steam Achievements, Family Sharing - Platforms: windows, mac, linux - Website: Not collected - Screenshots: https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_866e7d1d4f440cb32f39209659a5b671979a5629\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_2e45aa74760d935562a0f59ffbd674d6adeaa957\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_676859b72144f2c179a66b24cec93047905d2543\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_8a557c693b6a0c096d18e1d898b84a2bed060ea7\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_7d5d1a9d56a9e9cea62b7c8e0c08dc0a21ebf3da\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_b50a9964072d4d58ddfc20881fe4c9a9ba657398\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_15f20e4769e223c01c4651846837359b71ab5ee9\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_89e38316f2cf887b8f062de1ca6880b33a833acc\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_1199f740e70a56ac77a0942a7f95ec09f907427d\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_300c265006446a0262149a38b0eb21e92e83d585\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_7c920db9cecdd274ec4bb169c7ab604efe753233\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_6873acac73e4b8bab24816a83a7c4bea2c8682e4\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_89e38316f2cf887b8f062de1ca6880b33a833acc\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_1199f740e70a56ac77a0942a7f95ec09f907427d\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_300c265006446a0262149a38b0eb21e92e83d585\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_7c920db9cecdd274ec4bb169c7ab604efe753233\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909, https://shared\.akamai\.steamstatic\.com/store\_item\_assets/steam/apps/350090/ss\_6873acac73e4b8bab24816a83a7c4bea2c8682e4\.1920x1080\.jpg?t=1461166909 - Price: 699 minor units USD; discount 0% - Price country: US ## Observed metrics - Current players: 0 - Steam review count: 43 - Steam positive reviews: 22 - Steam negative reviews: 21 - Steam positive percentage: 51.16279069767442% - Summer DB rating: No native votes Review filters: \{"language":"all","review\_type":"all","purchase\_type":"all","filter\_offtopic\_activity":0\} ## Player history [Seven-day chart data as Markdown](/api/v1/entities/3a761ede-2b6b-42f6-9616-58ccd656f7a2/player-metrics?days=7&format=markdown) · [JSON](/api/v1/entities/3a761ede-2b6b-42f6-9616-58ccd656f7a2/player-metrics?days=7) Chart values are hourly observed maxima. The sampled 24-hour peak and missing intervals carry explicit coverage; history before collection is unknown. ## Sources and freshness - Catalog membership: store\_catalog - Catalog observed: 2026\-09\-24T19:57:04\.362365\+00:00 - Details observed: 2026\-09\-22T03:15:25\.848039\+00:00 - Player count observed: 2026\-09\-22T03:15:27\.111346\+00:00 - Reviews observed: 2026\-09\-22T03:15:26\.94369\+00:00 Full provenance: \{"urls":\{"price":"https://store\.steampowered\.com/app/350090/","catalog":"https://api\.steampowered\.com/IStoreService/GetAppList/v1/","details":"https://store\.steampowered\.com/app/350090/","players":"https://api\.steampowered\.com/ISteamUserStats/GetNumberOfCurrentPlayers/v1/?appid=350090","reviews":"https://store\.steampowered\.com/appreviews/350090"\},"price":"2026\-09\-22T03:15:25\.848039\+00:00","source":"steam","catalog":"2026\-09\-24T19:57:04\.362365\+00:00","country":"US","details":"2026\-09\-22T03:15:25\.848039\+00:00","players":"2026\-09\-22T03:15:27\.111346\+00:00","reviews":"2026\-09\-22T03:15:26\.94369\+00:00","language":"en","editorial":null,"membership":"store\_catalog","observations":\{"price":"f7a209f9\-5b2d\-46fb\-abe4\-9933107597ee","catalog":"8ebeb83f\-2f1d\-45a6\-b3f0\-3a01749c1f7e","details":"8c151c24\-e1bc\-4f8a\-a1d0\-d341bdbf2640","players":"a0d78a38\-0a51\-4f9b\-baa9\-9e83d8144da8","reviews":"28807002\-e5dc\-4e3e\-99f0\-1ca5be918dad"\},"reviewFilters":\{"language":"all","review\_type":"all","purchase\_type":"all","filter\_offtopic\_activity":0\}\} Native rating methodology: \{"count":0,"average":null,"entityId":"3a761ede\-2b6b\-42f6\-9616\-58ccd656f7a2","revision":0,"observedAt":null,"methodology":"arithmetic\-v1","distribution":\[0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0\]\} Steam reviews are not Summer DB votes. Missing data is not zero. Player counts are observations, not historical peaks. A supplemental record does not establish that a game was delisted. [Steam store](https://store.steampowered.com/app/350090/) · [JSON](/api/v1/games/3a761ede-2b6b-42f6-9616-58ccd656f7a2)